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Charges of Sadism Hound Republican Candidates

Romney clan less brutal to fuzzy animals than Huckabee according to a recent old story.From Kinky Friedman's Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch:

(Miller County, Arkansas) Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David litickabee, the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.

Camp officials, who did not report the crime to law enforcement officials, have admitted that the act did occur and have fired the boys from their positions. However, no charges have been filed against the young men.

Arkansas State Police conducted a perfunctory investigation, but did not attempt to locate witnesses to the crime.
Huckabee denies all. Romney tortures dogs. Giuliani would kill everything if he got the chance. And ol' Hil says, "I will be a good president for dogs."

1 comment:

martinezwallace said...

aheheh this was the bayst.